Magic Men

Once aoun a time ago when the lord was roaming on our earth.The lord  and St. peter were mobing down the desert on a green Hurely and a blue Chopper. They were jam'en out to ''Crank Dat Mercle Dance.'' They were pop'in wheelies and trying to do the mercle dance.

They didn't know there was a cow in the way. They ran the poor cow over and they both felt sorry for him because they were going full board at him. The cow got up and kung fued the tar out of the both of them. Thier teeth were missing for a couple of hours.

All of a sudden the cowand another cow jaked up thier bikes and sped away with out a trace. They didn't know what to do, thier rides were gone and they couldn't do anything about it, They were doomed.Our of no were there was a strange man running towrds them. So then they took off running and after a mile or two he cought up to them. He said dudes you can shake pritty dorn fast , "but anyway welcome to JAWONAMAN". They looked at eachother and said this jawonaman he said yep, they both said ooooooooohh thatz cool.  They introdused them selfs "I am Peter ,dog"and "I am J ,dog" what is your name dude ,so then j asked what happened to our bikes "I don't know.So they went to jawona and spent the night that night a blake smith offered his house to thet them stay the night. J said thank you for letting us sleep here tonight, so we will do you a favor. the smith said what is it,so peter said we will heal one of your elders the smith ran to get his father and they came down the staers.

There was a big fire going and j said come here sir the old man walk to him and said are you he one that we are going to heal ,the old man said yyyyessss andso j said step in  the fire and liy down.

               So the old man did as he was toldhe layed down ,then peter blow on the flames rose higher and higher the old man sceamed and yeelled,then they took him out and plased him in a tub of milk and he hoped out and started to dance around and said im young agin thank you my lords. Little did they know a nine year old boy saw this and said thats sweet I want to try this out for myself.

So the next day the boy went to the next town to look for a old person to make them younger, so then looking for two hours he finly found a volanter this man was very very hairy man. The boy said hi my name is Dr.Mr. niceguy the old man said hi and said my name is then the boy said do you want me to make you  yung agin yes yes i do.

The old man said the olny way I can pay you is by flying to grab you some McDonalds. The boy said  alrighty then and my two dozen frys best not be cold brah or the deal ok ok he saidso he toook off and was bacc in five minutes with the good .so they went to the black smith's house, and the boy makes the fire. Then the boy spit a mouth full of a of whisky on the to flare it up. As they watched the flames grow, the boy said, " Well, what are you waiting for? Hop in."

                   The old man looked at the little boy with a crooked face and said," You trippin? I ain't going to be Kentuckey fried."Then the boy yelled,"Get in the fire now and you will be yong agian."So the old man